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Wet the o-rings before inserting into bottle until you get the hang of it

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"The Squirt"

The Holey Hiker Squirt Backpacking Bidet in White is super cool looking and will impress all your friends who poop in the woods. This is the bidet that friends just don't want to look at, but take into their hands and roll around in their palms as it catches the sun and impresses the entire campsite. That's not creepy, that's jealousy. The Holey Hiker "Squirt" Backpacking Bidet is made from "ABS-like resin" which can take more pounding than an average backpacker would ever dish out. Click here to see one of our many strength tests. This is the strongest of the Holey Hiker Bidets and the one you want to face the apocalypse with. If you are a prepper, this belongs next to your dog in the back of your truck as you flee the city for your cabin hidden in the woods. Please note that the bidet does not come with a painted arrow. A Sharpie will last multiple trips, but your favorite nail polish will last a long, long time. The Squirt weighs 7g or .24 oz.  

The Squirt

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The Holey Hiker Squirt Ultralight Backpacking bidet in "Kinda Yellow" is for gearheads. It requires a certain amount of confidence to carry a bidet that is not quite yellow, not quite green, looks like it glows in the dark but doesn't, and has the tiniest holes of any Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet.  One glance at you as you carry this away from the campsite screams "I am going to poop in the woods."  You can't be caught packing an emergency supply of toilet paper with this bidet.  It is a thing of beauty that can also double as a centerpiece during a backcountry meal. When sitting around the campfire discussing gear, this is is the piece that you take out of your pocket and pass around to impress all of your new friends. It is also made out of a different type of plastic and can only take half the beating of the The Squirt in our "Rock vs Bidet" test. You can see an example of one test here. This bidet is not recommended for folks who use water that has a lot of natural debris in it or slam things in car doors by accident. The resin used for the "Little Squirt" is soybean based. Please note that the bidet does not come with a painted arrow. A Sharpie will last multiple trips, but your favorite nail polish will last a long, long time.  The Little Squirt weighs 7g or .24 oz.

Kinda Yellow

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The Holey Hiker Kinda Pink Squirt Backpacking Bidet will make your butt blush. It is subtle enough to not scream that you are saving the planet, but bright enough to provoke a smile with every squirt. The Little Squirt in Kinda Pink is a subtle pink bidet for the person that shuns award ceremonies and doesn't need a participation trophy to know they are doing the right thing, but still wants to flaunt the fact that you have the cleanest butt in the campsite. If you are the sort of person that picks up litter on the trail and nurses small birds with broken wings back to health this is the color that matches your personality.  This bidet is the beauty that you would pick for your everyday carry.  You will Rock it when you carry this bidet in your pocket.  It is made from the same material as the "Little Squirt" Kinda Yellow which can only take half the beating of the The Squirt in our "Rock vs Bidet" tests. You can see an example of one here. Please note that the bidet does not come with a painted arrow. A Sharpie will last multiple trips, but your favorite nail polish will last a long, long time.

Kinda PInk

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Wondering how to use a bidet?

Watch this video for more information on using bidets.  It can be scary for first time users!  Don't worry, it soon becomes second nature to use a bidet and the benefits end up far outweighing your initial fears!

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Each Bidet is $12 which includes free shipping

The Holey Hiker "Squirt" Ultralight Backpacking Bidet is made from "ABS-like resin" which can take more pounding than an average backpacker would ever dish out. Click here to see one of our many strength tests.  The O-rings are FDA grade seals.  These are more commonly called “food grade seals” which resist the build-up of bacteria. Each bidet weighs approximately 7g. Because they are made from resin, you can not leave them in sunlight for prolonged periods of time. So you can't hang it from your rear view mirror, store it outside on your deck, or hand it outside your backpack on your year long thru hike :)  That said, after leaving some out for 5 straight sunny days this summer we did not notice any additional weakness in our "rock meets bidet" testing. Please keep in mind that these re not pressed by the 1000's in a factory.  I make them at my house which means each bidet is unique and might have a small quirk, a small indent, a little spot where I sanded down a rough spot, which does not take away from the beauty of the four hole spray.

Our goal is to sell 1 bidet a day! After our 265th bidet is sold we will donate $265 to Common Ground Summer Camp for a student to attend Common Ground Summer Camp's Ranger program. You can read more about the program here https://bit.ly/3hNWnJs

(Bidets sold as of September 4, 2021 = 153)

This is a Camp that our daughter has attended as a child, worked at as a staff member, and will be a teacher and assistant teacher in two of their full year programs starting this fall.  We think it is great!

The Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet is sold through GoImagine. All of their profit is donated to Relief Nursery and Horizons for Homeless Children.

You will receive no cutesy note or extra packing material to cut down on waste.  As soon as we are through with out current inventory of shipping bags, we will be switching to the Better Packaging Company compostable bags!

The "Little Squirt" Bidets are made from a resin that is Soybean based.

HIKE HAPPY WITH THE HOLEY HIKER BIDET!

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HOW TO ORDER

All bidets can be purchased from our GoImagine shop.

If your bidet malfunctions or gets destroyed by a bear, we will give you a full refund or a new bidet.  If you just have bad aim that's on you!  We package the bidets the weekend after receiving the order and get them in the mail the following Monday. You will be sent a confirmation email with the shipping #. Shipping to the lower 48 states is included in the price. Shipping to anywhere else in the world is usually about $12-18 USD.  Alaska and Hawaii folks,  please email for a shipping quote.

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Holey Who?

Hello and welcome to Holey Hiker Bidets! I'm Paul Bogush the designer, creator, lead tester, and CEO (Chief Elimination Officer) of the Holey Hiker Bidet.  After using a few other bidets I realized that not one had all the features I was looking for.  None had the right combination of durability, ease of use, low water usage, and the perfect stream.  I decided to start designing and testing my own.  Each time I went out I made a small change and then came home and fired up the 3D printer to make the improvements based on my experience and the experiences and feedback from testers all around the country. After one last outing on the Appalachian Trail in June of 2020, I had what I thought was the perfect backpacking bidet...but it cracked.  After another year of prototyping and experimenting with different plastics the final prototype was finally made in June of 2021.  After some final feedback from testers, "The Squirt" should be available for sale in the fall of 2021.


We are the only licensed seller of the Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet.  All other sites are selling imitations!  Holey Hiker Bidets are designed and made in the USA.  

It is our goal to sell one bidet every day!  If you have any questions about how to use a bidet please contact us!

Don't hike and wipe! Clean away with a bidet!

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Questions, comments, concerns?
Please reach out to us! We usually will get to you within 48 hours unless we are out backpacking!

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Bidet Testimonials

Someone questioned if these were real, they are in fact real comments from real users!

"Wash your butt. It’s only weird the first time or two and then you’re like, 'Why didn’t I start doing this years ago' Seriously. Wash your butt already."

Phillip P

"I sure felt a LOT cleaner during the day after using it all week.  In fact this cleaner feeling made using the bidet a MUST for me.  I thought about not using it midweek when my bidet water bottle needed a refill and I was too lazy to refill it until I had to go and realized there was no way I could skip it.  After using it once, there was no going back."

Jim

"As one of Paul's beta testers, I took it on an 8 day trip to Yosemite in August. It was so nice not having to carry TP in or out. And having a squeeky clean hiney was the best part. "

Robert W

"Hey Paul! I just used one of your test bidets on my latest backpacking trip a few days ago. I use it every day at home, just raise the toilet seat after pooping and before squirting. Haven't used toilet paper for poop in months, maybe a year by now. I say to anyone who wants to try using a bidet, go for it in the privacy of your own home and sort it out. Once you figure it out you will never want to go back to toilet paper."

Scott

"I began to ‘convert’ to a bidet after one of your earlier videos, and what a nice difference! Sparing details, has made a few situations so much better. Not worrying about running out of TP, and not developing monkey butt make any journey better. I took along a little TP initially as insurance, but that is changing too"

Ryan

"As one of the bidet testers, I can wholeheartedly say that Paul at Holey Hiker has really figured out the details on this one. I was already a bidet user before this and thought I had found the best product for backpacking, but the Holey Hiker bidet is half the weight and works better than what I was using before. It fits snugly in my water bottle with no leaks and no worries it will come out if the bottle falls over. It does a great cleaning job while using a minimum of water. I converted to using a bidet at home because they work so well. Now, when I am stuck having to use toilet paper, it feels barbaric. I secretly smirk at all the people who are worried about toilet paper shortages. Best of all I don't have to worry about what to do with used toilet paper on the trail and never have to worry I will run out. Thank you Paul for designing what I consider the best backpacking bidet out there!"

Scott

"The bidet is real people!! It will change your life in the backcountry!!"

Michael

"Just get one and thank me later. Honestly, I am amazed I have not heard more about bidets for backpacking. I used Paul's bidet for just over 3 weeks while on the Colorado trail and I have to tell you my butt has never been happier. In the past I have had monkey butt issues, but using this little bidet and a little bit of washing with some Dr Bronner's, I did not have any butt chaffing issues at all. It's small light and has officially replaced wet wipes in my pack. I also cut my toilet paper usage to about 2 squares per day using this bidet. Paul has been working to perfect his product and I think he nailed it. This bidet is going to be in my pack forever, provided I don't lose it. (Seriously it's small). Once you hop on the bidet train there is no going back and you're going to say to yourself, "I should have bought one of these sooner." Trust me. "

Evan

"Paul got me started on the bidet and I've never looked back."

Ryan

"The new Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet is sure to make a splash in the outdoor adventure world!"

-- The New York Times


"This opens a whole new stream of consciousness for the environmentally aware."

-- American Proctologic Society


"Brings new meaning to the term shoot-the-moon."

-- Merriam-Webster

Ok....maybe the last three weren't real

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